Since it has been some months since my last tweet, I thought just like Osama Bin Laddin that I’d pop up at the most inconvenient moment to spout a few words… It was very hard for me to come up with some memorable royal movie moments to celebrate the royal hitch, but here goes, the king and dai, the princess dairies oh and that one with the fat bloke who used to be in Roseanne I fink it woz called king ralf??? As someone who had studied under the decendant of a true knight of the realm i wish them all the best, I hope the big day goes to plan and that elton does not push the organist off his key board to give a rendition of candle in the wind. I wood love to see the embarrassing dad dance and the cutting of the cake, but alas you can’t have it all. It is good to see that true romance is still alive and well in the world, and I bet the dress will be WHITE… wink wink, know wot i mean, no wot i mean…
The man who wood be king…
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